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Left 4 Dead journal part 21.10.10 Monday Eeewwww, I just had a zombie tongue me. I feel so violated, and…smelly. I smell like smoke now, not like wood smoke or like exhaust smoke, but it’s like cigarette smoke. I was out walking west to see if that gas station over by the drag strip still had race fuel when out of nowhere this long slimy thing wrapped it’s self around my ankle and started dragging me toward the zombie that it belonged to. But not anymore, mr.shotgun had a short talk with him…..the zombie’s taking a looooonng nap now.Left 4 Dead journal part 2
1.11.10 Tuesday The zombies are growing in numbers, but by now there are re
getting things back on track
Christmas Spirited
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don't burn the bowl.
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